Things That Are Just As Easy (And Just As Good For You) As Messaging Your Ex

1. Thrift Store sheets
2. Salvaged-Titled Used Cars
3. Twinkies
4. Skinny Appletini Mix

Wearing the same pair of underwear for a week

6. Playing video games for 12 hours a day
7. Sake Bombs
8. Accidentally ordering $350 worth of sushi
9. Taco Bell
10. Glory Holes