Local HOA Imposes Strict New Rules on Female Bush Trimming

BEL AIR, CA – Women residing in the exclusive neighborhood of Bel Air in Los
Angeles are subject to strict new rules regarding the manicure and maintenance
of their pubic hair after a spelling error made its way into the official
guidelines on Wednesday. The Home Owners Association said that while the
initial oversight was inadvertent, they have decided to make the most of it and
have begun to work on how to enforce the hidden blight on society, ensuring
female bush trimmings happen with regularity. “We have regulations on how we
want our property to look and if you move into this neighborhood, you move with
full knowledge that lawns are to be mowed, and shrubbery is to be maintained
for the overall benefit of the neighborhood,” said Walt Walker, a 50-year
resident of Bel Air. “This seems to be a natural evolution of beautification
for the public good.”