Ajit Pai, Chairman of the FCC, was quoted last week as saying: “Ending net neutrality puts experts back in charge.” Pai then began rubbing his hands together and was heard muttering: “They don’t suspect a thing…”
President Donald Trump on Tuesday appeared to discount allegations of sexual misconduct by GOP Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore — repeatedly saying the former judge “totally denies it — you have to listen to him also.” When asked about the 16 allegations against himself, Trump screamed “SMOKE BOMB” and ran away.
The 36-year-old lawyer nominated by President Trump for a lifetime federal district judgeship who has never tried a case, was deemed “not qualified” by the American Bar Association, and failed to disclose that he has a history as a ghost hunter. According to Trump, the appointment is to focus on seeking out and capturing all spooks in the general vicinity.
President Trump’s recent support of embattled Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore, who has been accused by multiple women of improper sexual conduct when they were teenagers, said he “sees himself in Moore.” That’s funny because Roy Moore sees himself inside of children.